Best Hotels for Sex – Our Top 5

Best Hotels for Sex.

Sex, when you’re a parent, is a bit tricky. One of you is raring to go, while the other wants bed socks and a cup of tea.

Finding the right time and opportunity…Well, let’s say you have to get creative. You need to adapt or die! Otherwise, routine sets in and let’s face it when you find something that works, you stick to it. And you do it long after it quits working. So you need to mix it up now and again. finding that something that accommodates your relationship as people.

Best Hotels For Sex

Try spontaneity – it really is ok for the kids to watch their favourite movie again, just make sure they are nice an safe when you and you’re significant other steal away time together. Or flat out lie to them. ‘No daddies nipped out (and in) for 5 minutes.” As you both hide behind a locked bathroom door. Send your partner a meeting request – just make sure his or her PA doesn’t read the notes. Awkward.

Sometimes though sexual multitasking can get too much and you need to be alone. Away from small people.

With that in mind here are our five top picks on the best local-ish hotels for hot steamy sex. Scream as loud as you like from these rooms and only worry about room service knocking at the door to deliver more bubbles.

Intercontinental at the 02
One of London’s Sexiest hotels for dinner, cocktails and steaming up the floor to ceiling windows on some of the rooms that overlook the Thames. Pricey but well worth it. Exhibitionism at its finest.

DoubleTree Greenwich – Opulent velvet-clad bar area make this the perfect place to “pick up” your partner and then disappear upstairs to a room. (Naughty) Rooms are modern and come with great views and 24-hour room service.

Shangri-La hotel London Bridge. – It lives in a phallic shaped building – need we say more? The sheets are 600-thread-count. You may find the decor a bit corporate. But you won’t find lego on the floor. So, If away on business is your fantasy one nighter then this bad boy ticks the boxes.

The Hoxton in Holborn – One of the only hotels in London to offer a check in at 10 am and out again by 4 pm so if you’re after a quicky or an extended lunch, then this is our pick for you. Ask for a shoebox room and get up close and very personal.

Sanctum Soho – If you want dirty disco sexy with a bathtub in the room then book the Junior Suite and it’s now you see me, now you don’t metallic curtains. Mirrors everywhere with some rooms coming with revolving beds and a no questions asked policy. This used to be an MI5 building.

Enjoy your session and thank us later.

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